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Title: Diary of Samuel Pepys, December 1666

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                THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.

            CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY

   TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
                      AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE

                              (Unabridged)

                      WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES

                        EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY

                        HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.



                          DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
                                DECEMBER
                                  1666


December 1st.  Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.  At
home to dinner, and then abroad walking to the Old Swan, and in my way I
did see a cellar in Tower Streete in a very fresh fire, the late great
winds having blown it up.

     [The fire continued burning in some cellars of the ruins of the city
     for four months, though it rained in the month of October ten days
     without ceasing (Rugge's "Diurnal").--B.]

It seemed to be only of log-wood, that Hath kept the fire all this while
in it.  Going further, I met my late Lord Mayor Bludworth, under whom the
City was burned, and went with him by water to White Hall.  But, Lord!
the silly talk that this fellow had, only how ready he would be to part
with all his estate in these difficult times to advance the King's
service, and complaining that now, as every body did lately in the fire,
every body endeavours to save himself, and let the whole perish: but a
very weak man he seems to be.  I left him at White Hall, he giving 6d.
towards the boat, and I to Westminster Hall, where I was again defeated
in my expectation of Burroughs.  However, I was not much sorry for it,
but by coach home, in the evening, calling at Faythorne's, buying three
of my Lady Castlemayne's heads, printed this day, which indeed is, as to
the head, I think, a very fine picture, and like her.  I did this
afternoon get Mrs. Michell to let me only have a sight of a pamphlet
lately printed, but suppressed and much called after, called "The
Catholique's Apology;" lamenting the severity of the Parliament against
them, and comparing it with the lenity of other princes to Protestants;
giving old and late instances of their loyalty to their princes, whatever
is objected against them; and excusing their disquiets in Queen
Elizabeth's time, for that it was impossible for them to think her a
lawfull Queen, if Queen Mary, who had been owned as such, were so; one
being the daughter of the true, and the other of a false wife: and that
of the Gunpowder Treason, by saying that it was only the practice of some
of us, if not the King, to trepan some of their religion into it, it
never being defended by the generality of their Church, nor indeed known
by them; and ends with a large Catalogue, in red letters, of the
Catholiques which have lost their lives in the quarrel of the late King
and this.  The thing is very well writ indeed.  So home to my letters,
and then to my supper and to bed.



2nd (Lord's day).  Up, and to church, and after church home to dinner,
where I met Betty Michell and her husband, very merry at dinner, and
after dinner, having borrowed Sir W. Pen's coach, we to Westminster, they
two and my wife and I to Mr. Martin's, where find the company almost all
come to the christening of Mrs. Martin's child, a girl.  A great deal of
good plain company.  After sitting long, till the church was done, the
Parson comes, and then we to christen the child.  I was Godfather, and
Mrs. Holder (her husband, a good man, I know well), and a pretty lady,
that waits, it seems, on my Lady Bath, at White Hall, her name, Mrs.
Noble, were Godmothers.  After the christening comes in the wine and the
sweetmeats, and then to prate and tattle, and then very good company they
were, and I among them.  Here was old Mrs. Michell and Howlett, and
several married women of the Hall, whom I knew mayds.  Here was also
Mrs. Burroughs and Mrs. Bales, the young widow, whom I led home, and
having staid till the moon was up, I took my pretty gossip to White Hall
with us, and I saw her in her lodging, and then my owne company again
took coach, and no sooner in the coach but something broke, that we were
fain there to stay till a smith could be fetched, which was above an
hour, and then it costing me 6s. to mend.  Away round by the wall and Cow
Lane,

     [Cow Lane, West Smithfield (now named King Street), was famous for
     its coachmakers.]

for fear it should break again; and in pain about the coach all the way.
But to ease myself therein Betty Michell did sit at the same end with me
.  .  .  .  Being very much pleased with this, we at last come home, and
so to supper, and then sent them by boat home, and we to bed.  When I
come home I went to Sir W. Batten's, and there I hear more ill newes
still: that all our New England fleete, which went out lately, are put
back a third time by foul weather, and dispersed, some to one port and
some to another; and their convoys also to Plymouth; and whether any of
them be lost or not, we do not know.  This, added to all the rest, do lay
us flat in our hopes and courages, every body prophesying destruction to
the nation.



3rd.  Up, and, among a great many people that come to speak with me, one
was my Lord Peterborough's gentleman, who comes to me to dun me to get
some money advanced for my Lord; and I demanding what newes, he tells me
that at Court they begin to fear the business of Scotland more and more;
and that the Duke of York intends to go to the North to raise an army,
and that the King would have some of the Nobility and others to go and
assist; but they were so served the last year, among others his Lord, in
raising forces at their own charge, for fear of the French invading us,
that they will not be got out now, without money advanced to them by the
King, and this is like to be the King's case for certain, if ever he
comes to have need of any army.  He and others gone, I by water to
Westminster, and there to the Exchequer, and put my tallys in a way of
doing for the last quarter.  But my not following it the last week has
occasioned the clerks some trouble, which I am sorry for, and they are
mad at.  Thence at noon home, and there find Kate Joyce, who dined with
me: Her husband and she are weary of their new life of being an
Innkeeper, and will leave it, and would fain get some office; but I know
none the foole is fit for, but would be glad to help them, if I could,
though they have enough to live on, God be thanked! though their loss
hath been to the value of L3000 W. Joyce now has all the trade, she says,
the trade being come to that end of the towne.  She dined with me, my
wife being ill of her months in bed.  I left her with my wife, and away
myself to Westminster Hall by appointment and there found out Burroughs,
and I took her by coach as far as the Lord Treasurer's and called at the
cake house by Hales's, and there in the coach eat and drank and then
carried her home  .  .  .  .  So having set her down in the palace I to
the Swan, and there did the first time 'baiser' the little sister of
Sarah that is come into her place, and so away by coach home, where to my
vyall and supper and then to bed, being weary of the following of my
pleasure and sorry for my omitting (though with a true salvo to my vowes)
the stating my last month's accounts in time, as I should, but resolve to
settle, and clear all my business before me this month, that I may begin
afresh the next yeare, and enjoy some little pleasure freely at
Christmasse.  So to bed, and with more cheerfulness than I have done a
good while, to hear that for certain the Scott rebells are all routed;
they having been so bold as to come within three miles of Edinburgh, and
there given two or three repulses to the King's forces, but at last were
mastered.  Three or four hundred killed or taken, among which their
leader, one Wallis, and seven ministers, they having all taken the
Covenant a few days before, and sworn to live and die in it, as they did;
and so all is likely to be there quiet again.  There is also the very
good newes come of four New-England ships come home safe to Falmouth with
masts for the King; which is a blessing mighty unexpected, and without
which, if for nothing else, we must have failed the next year.  But God
be praised for thus much good fortune, and send us the continuance of his
favour in other things!  So to bed.



4th.  Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.  At noon dined
at home.  After dinner presently to my office, and there late and then
home to even my Journall and accounts, and then to supper much eased in
mind, and last night's good news, which is more and more confirmed with
particulars to very good purpose, and so to bed.



5th.  Up, and by water to White Hall, where we did much business before
the Duke of York, which being done, I away home by water again, and there
to my office till noon busy.  At noon home, and Goodgroome dined with us,
who teaches my wife to sing.  After dinner I did give him my song,
"Beauty retire," which he has often desired of me, and without flattery
I think is a very good song.  He gone, I to the office, and there late,
very busy doing much business, and then home to supper and talk, and then
scold with my wife for not reckoning well the times that her musique
master hath been with her, but setting down more than I am sure, and did
convince her, they had been with her, and in an ill humour of anger with
her to bed.



6th.  Up, but very good friends with her before I rose, and so to the
office, where we sat all the forenoon, and then home to dinner, where
Harman dined with us, and great sport to hear him tell how Will Joyce
grows rich by the custom of the City coming to his end of the towne, and
how he rants over his brother and sister for their keeping an Inne, and
goes thither and tears like a prince, calling him hosteller and his
sister hostess.  Then after dinner, my wife and brother, in another
habit; go out to see a play; but I am not to take notice that I know of
my brother's going.  So I to the office, where very busy till late at
night, and then home.  My wife not pleased with the play, but thinks that
it is because she is grown more critical than she used to be, but my
brother she says is mighty taken with it.  So to supper and to bed.  This
day, in the Gazette, is the whole story of defeating the Scotch rebells,
and of the creation of the Duke of Cambridge, Knight of the Garter.



7th.  Up, and by water to the Exchequer, where I got my tallys finished
for the last quarter for Tangier, and having paid all my fees I to the
Swan, whither I sent for some oysters, and thither comes Mr. Falconbridge
and Spicer and many more clerks; and there we eat and drank, and a great
deal of their sorry discourse, and so parted, and I by coach home,
meeting Balty in the streete about Charing Crosse walking, which I am
glad to see and spoke to him about his mustering business, I being now to
give an account how the several muster-masters have behaved themselves,
and so home to dinner, where finding the cloth laid and much crumpled but
clean, I grew angry and flung the trenchers about the room, and in a
mighty heat I was: so a clean cloth was laid, and my poor wife very
patient, and so to dinner, and in comes Mrs. Barbara Sheldon, now Mrs.
Wood, and dined with us, she mighty fine, and lives, I perceive, mighty
happily, which I am glad [of] for her sake, but hate her husband for a
block-head in his choice.  So away after dinner, leaving my wife and her,
and by water to the Strand, and so to the King's playhouse, where two
acts were almost done when I come in; and there I sat with my cloak about
my face, and saw the remainder of "The Mayd's Tragedy;" a good play, and
well acted,  especially by the younger Marshall, who is become a pretty
good actor, and is the first play I have seen in either of the houses
since before the great plague, they having acted now about fourteen days
publickly.  But I was in mighty pain lest I should be seen by any body to
be at a play.  Soon as done I home, and then to my office awhile, and
then home and spent the night evening my Tangier accounts, much to my
satisfaction, and then to supper, and mighty good friends with my poor
wife, and so to bed.



8th.  Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
home to dinner, and there find Mr. Pierce and his wife and Betty, a
pretty girle, who in discourse at table told me the great Proviso passed
the House of Parliament yesterday; which makes the King and Court mad,
the King having given order to my Lord Chamberlain to send to the
playhouses and bawdy houses, to bid all the Parliament-men that were
there to go to the Parliament presently.  This is true, it seems; but it
was carried against the Court by thirty or forty voices.  It is a Proviso
to the Poll Bill, that there shall be a Committee of nine persons that
shall have the inspection upon oath, and power of giving others, of all
the accounts of the money given and spent for this warr.  This hath a
most sad face, and will breed very ill blood.  He tells me, brought in by
Sir Robert Howard, who is one of the King's servants, at least hath a
great office, and hath got, they say, L20,000 since the King come in.
Mr. Pierce did also tell me as a great truth, as being told it by Mr.
Cowly, who was by, and heard it, that Tom Killigrew should publiquely
tell the King that his matters were coming into a very ill state; but
that yet there was a way to help all, which is, says he, "There is a
good, honest, able man, that I could name, that if your Majesty would
employ, and command to see all things well executed, all things would
soon be mended; and this is one Charles Stuart, who now spends his time
in employing his lips .  .  .  .  about the Court, and hath no other
employment; but if you would give him this employment, he were the
fittest man in the world to perform it."  This, he says, is most true;
but the King do not profit by any of this, but lays all aside, and
remembers nothing, but to his pleasures again; which is a sorrowful
consideration.  Very good company we were at dinner, and merry, and after
dinner, he being gone about business, my wife and I and Mrs. Pierce and
Betty and Balty, who come to see us to-day very sick, and went home not
well, together out, and our coach broke the wheel off upon Ludgate Hill.
So we were fain to part ourselves and get room in other people's coaches,
and Mrs. Pierce and I in one, and I carried her home and set her down,
and myself to the King's playhouse, which troubles me since, and hath
cost me a forfeit of 10s., which I have paid, and there did see a good
part of "The English Monsieur," which is a mighty pretty play, very witty
and pleasant.  And the women do very well; but, above all, little Nelly;
that I am mightily pleased with the play, and much with the House, more
than ever I expected, the women doing better than ever I expected, and
very fine women.  Here I was in pain to be seen, and hid myself; but, as
God would have it, Sir John Chichly come, and sat just by me.  Thence to
Mrs. Pierce's, and there took up my wife and away home, and to the office
and Sir W. Batten's, of whom I hear that this Proviso in Parliament is
mightily ill taken by all the Court party as a mortal blow, and that,
that strikes deep into the King's prerogative, which troubles me
mightily.  Home, and set some papers right in my chamber, and then to
supper and to bed, we being in much fear of ill news of our colliers.  A
fleete of two hundred sail, and fourteen Dutch men-of-war between them
and us and they coming home with small convoy; and the City in great
want, coals being at L3 3s.  per chaldron, as I am told.  I saw smoke in
the ruines this very day.



9th (Lord's day).  Up, not to church, but to my chamber, and there begun
to enter into this book my journall of September, which in the fire-time
I could not enter here, but in loose papers.  At noon dined, and then to
my chamber all the afternoon and night, looking over and tearing and
burning all the unnecessary letters, which I have had upon my file for
four or five years backward, which I intend to do quite through all my
papers, that I may have nothing by me but what is worth keeping, and fit
to be seen, if I should miscarry.  At this work till midnight, and then
to supper and to bed.



10th.  Up, and at my office all the morning, and several people with me,
Sir W. Warren, who I do every day more and more admire for a miracle of
cunning and forecast in his business, and then Captain Cocke, with whom I
walked in the garden, and he tells me how angry the Court is at the late
Proviso brought in by the House.  How still my Lord Chancellor is, not
daring to do or say any thing to displease the Parliament; that the
Parliament is in a very ill humour, and grows every day more and more so;
and that the unskilfulness of the Court, and their difference among one
another, is the occasion of all not agreeing in what they would have, and
so they give leisure and occasion to the other part to run away with what
the Court would not have.  Then comes Mr. Gawden, and he and I in my
chamber discoursing about his business, and to pay him some Tangier
orders which he delayed to receive till I had money instead of tallies,
but do promise me consideration for my victualling business for this
year, and also as Treasurer for Tangier, which I am glad of, but would
have been gladder to have just now received it.  He gone, I alone to
dinner at home, my wife and her people being gone down the river to-day
for pleasure, though a cold day and dark night to come up.  In the
afternoon I to the Excise Office to enter my tallies, which I did, and
come presently back again, and then to the office and did much business,
and then home to supper, my wife and people being come well and hungry
home from Erith.  Then I to begin the setting of a Base to "It is
Decreed," and so to bed.



11th.  Up, and to the office, where we sat, and at noon home to dinner,
a small dinner because of a good supper.  After dinner my wife and I by
coach to St. Clement's Church, to Mrs. Turner's lodgings, hard by, to
take our leaves of her.  She is returning into the North to her children,
where, I perceive, her husband hath clearly got the mastery of her, and
she is likely to spend her days there, which for her sake I am a little
sorry for, though for his it is but fit she should live where he hath a
mind.  Here were several people come to see and take leave of her, she
going to-morrow: among others, my Lady Mordant, which was Betty Turner, a
most homely widow, but young, and pretty rich, and good natured.  Thence,
having promised to write every month to her, we home, and I to my office,
while my wife to get things together for supper.  Dispatching my business
at the office.  Anon come our guests, old Mr. Batelier, and his son and
daughter, Mercer, which was all our company.  We had a good venison pasty
and other good cheer, and as merry as in so good, innocent, and
understanding company I could be.  He is much troubled that wines, laden
by him in France before the late proclamation was out, cannot now be
brought into England, which is so much to his and other merchants' loss.
We sat long at supper and then to talk, and so late parted and so to bed.
This day the Poll Bill was to be passed, and great endeavours used to
take away the Proviso.



12th.  Up, and to the office, where some accounts of Mr. Gawden's were
examined, but I home most of the morning to even some accounts with Sir
H. Cholmly, Mr. Moone, and others one after another.  Sir H. Cholmly did
with grief tell me how the Parliament hath been told plainly that the
King hath been heard to say, that he would dissolve them rather than pass
this Bill with the Proviso; but tells me, that the Proviso is removed,
and now carried that it shall be done by a Bill by itself.  He tells me
how the King hath lately paid about L30,000

     [Two thousand pounds of this sum went to Alderman Edward Bakewell
     for two diamond rings, severally charged L1000 and L900, bought
     March 14th, 1665-66 (Second addenda to Steinman's "Memoir of the
     Duchess of Cleveland," privately printed, 1878, p. 4.).]

to clear debts of my Lady Castlemayne's; and that she and her husband are
parted for ever, upon good terms, never to trouble one another more.  He
says that he hears L400,000 hath gone into the Privypurse since this
warr; and that that hath consumed so much of our money, and makes the
King and Court so mad to be brought to discover it.  He gone, and after
him the rest, I to the office, and at noon to the 'Change, where the very
good newes is just come of our four ships from Smyrna, come safe without
convoy even into the Downes, without seeing any enemy; which is the best,
and indeed only considerable good newes to our Exchange, since the
burning of the City; and it is strange to see how it do cheer up men's
hearts.  Here I saw shops now come to be in this Exchange, and met little
Batelier, who sits here but at L3 per annum, whereas he sat at the other
at L100, which he says he believes will prove of as good account to him
now as the other did at that rent.  From the 'Change to Captain
Cocke's, and there, by agreement, dined, and there was Charles Porter,
Temple, Fern, Debasty, whose bad English and pleasant discourses was
exceeding good entertainment, Matt. Wren, Major Cooper, and myself,
mighty merry and pretty discourse.  They talked for certain, that now the
King do follow Mrs. Stewart wholly, and my Lady Castlemayne not above
once a week; that the Duke of York do not haunt my Lady Denham so much;
that she troubles him with matters of State, being of my Lord Bristoll's
faction, and that he avoids; that she is ill still.  After dinner I away
to the office, where we sat late upon Mr. Gawden's accounts, Sir J.
Minnes being gone home sick.  I late at the office, and then home to
supper and to bed, being mightily troubled with a pain in the small of my
back, through cold, or (which I think most true) my straining last night
to get open my plate chest, in such pain all night I could not turn
myself in my bed.  Newes this day from Brampton, of Mr. Ensum, my
sister's sweetheart, being dead: a clowne.



13th.  Up, and to the office, where we sat.  At noon to the 'Change and
there met Captain Cocke, and had a second time his direction to bespeak
L100 of plate, which I did at Sir R. Viner's, being twelve plates more,
and something else I have to choose.  Thence home to dinner, and there W.
Hewer dined with me, and showed me a Gazette, in April last, which I
wonder should never be remembered by any body, which tells how several
persons were then tried for their lives, and were found guilty of a
design of killing the King and destroying the Government; and as a means
to it, to burn the City; and that the day intended for the plot was the
3rd of last September.

     [The "Gazette" of April 23rd-26th, 1666, which contains the
     following remarkable passage: "At the Sessions in the Old Bailey,
     John Rathbone, an old army colonel, William Saunders, Henry Tucker,
     Thomas Flint, Thomas Evans, John Myles, Will. Westcot, and John
     Cole, officers or soldiers in the late Rebellion, were indicted for
     conspiring the death of his Majesty and the overthrow of the
     Government.  Having laid their plot and contrivance for the
     surprisal of the Tower, the killing his Grace the Lord General, Sir
     John Robinson, Lieutenant of the Tower, and Sir Richard Brown; and
     then to have declared for an equal division of lands, &c.  The
     better to effect this hellish design, the City was to have been
     fired, and the portcullis let down to keep out all assistance; and
     the Horse Guards to have been surprised in the inns where they were
     quartered, several ostlers having been gained for that purpose.  The
     Tower was accordingly viewed, and its surprise ordered by boats over
     the moat, and from thence to scale the wall.  One Alexander, not yet
     taken, had likewise distributed money to these conspirators; and,
     for the carrying on the design more effectually, they were told of a
     Council of the great ones that sat frequently in London, from whom
     issued all orders; which Council received their directions from
     another in Holland, who sat with the States; and that the third of
     September was pitched on for the attempt, as being found by Lilly's
     Almanack, and a scheme erected for that purpose, to be a lucky day,
     a planet then ruling which prognosticated the downfall of Monarchy.
     The evidence against these persons was very full and clear, and they
     were accordingly found guilty of High Treason." See November 10th,
     1666--B.]

And the fire did indeed break out on the 2nd of September, which is very
strange, methinks, and I shall remember it.  At the office all the
afternoon late, and then home to even my accounts in my Tangier book,
which I did to great content in all respects, and joy to my heart, and so
to bed.  This afternoon Sir W. Warren and Mr. Moore, one after another,
walked with me in the garden, and they both tell me that my Lord Sandwich
is called home, and that he do grow more and more in esteem everywhere,
and is better spoken of, which I am mighty glad of, though I know well
enough his deserving the same before, and did foresee that it will come
to it.  In mighty great pain in my back still, but I perceive it changes
its place, and do not trouble me at all in making of water, and that is
my joy, so that I believe it is nothing but a strain, and for these three
or four days I perceive my overworking of my eyes by candlelight do hurt
them as it did the last winter, that by day I am well and do get them
right, but then after candlelight they begin to be sore and run, so that
I intend to get some green spectacles.



14th.  Up, and very well again of my pain in my back, it having been
nothing but cold.  By coach to White Hall, seeing many smokes of the fire
by the way yet, and took up into the coach with me a country gentleman,
who asked me room to go with me, it being dirty--one come out of the
North to see his son, after the burning his house: a merchant.  Here
endeavoured to wait on the Duke of York, but he would not stay from the
Parliament.  So I to Westminster Hall, and there met my good friend Mr.
Evelyn, and walked with him a good while, lamenting our condition for
want of good council, and the King's minding of his business and
servants.  I out to the Bell Taverne, and thither comes Doll to me .  .
.  ., and after an hour's stay, away and staid in Westminster Hall till
the rising of the house, having told Mr. Evelyn, and he several others,
of my Gazette which I had about me that mentioned in April last a plot
for which several were condemned of treason at the Old Bayly for many
things, and among others for a design of burning the city on the 3rd of
September.  The house sat till three o'clock, and then up: and I home
with Sir Stephen Fox to his house to dinner, and the Cofferer with us.
There I find Sir S. Fox's lady, a fine woman, and seven the prettiest
children of theirs that ever I knew almost.  A very genteel dinner, and
in great state and fashion, and excellent discourse; and nothing like an
old experienced man and a courtier, and such is the Cofferer Ashburnham.
The House have been mighty hot to-day against the Paper Bill, showing all
manner of averseness to give the King money; which these courtiers do
take mighty notice of, and look upon the others as bad rebells as ever
the last were.  But the courtiers did carry it against those men upon a
division of the House, a great many, that it should be committed; and so
it was: which they reckon good news.  After dinner we three to the Excise
Office, and there had long discourse about our monies, but nothing to
satisfaction, that is, to shew any way of shortening the time which our
tallies take up before they become payable, which is now full two years,
which is 20 per, cent. for all the King's money for interest, and the
great disservice of his Majesty otherwise.  Thence in the evening round
by coach home, where I find Foundes his present, of a fair pair of
candlesticks, and half a dozen of plates come, which cost him full L50,
and is a very good present; and here I met with, sealed up, from Sir H.
Cholmly, the lampoone, or the Mocke-Advice to a Paynter,

     [In a broadside (1680), quoted by Mr. G. T. Drury in his edition of
     Waller's Poems, 1893, satirical reference is made to the fashionable
     form of advice to the painters

               "Each puny brother of the rhyming trade
               At every turn implores the Painter's aid,
               And fondly enamoured of own foul brat
               Cries in an ecstacy, Paint this, draw that."

     The series was continued, for we find "Advice to a Painter upon the
     Defeat of the Rebels in the West and the Execution of the late Duke
     of Monmouth" ("Poems on Affairs of State," vol. ii., p. 148);
     "Advice to a Painter, being a Satire on the French King," &c., 1692,
     and "Advice to a Painter," 1697 ("Poems on Affairs of State," vol.
     ii., p. 428).]

abusing the Duke of York and my Lord Sandwich, Pen, and every body, and
the King himself, in all the matters of the navy and warr.  I am sorry
for my Lord Sandwich's having so great a part in it.  Then to supper and
musique, and to bed.



15th.  Up and to the office, where my Lord Bruncker newly come to town,
from his being at Chatham and Harwich to spy enormities: and at noon I
with him and his lady Williams, to Captain Cocke's, where a good dinner,
and very merry.  Good news to-day upon the Exchange, that our Hamburgh
fleete is got in; and good hopes that we may soon have the like of our
Gottenburgh, and then we shall be well for this winter.  Very merry at
dinner.  And by and by comes in Matt. Wren from the Parliament-house;
and tells us that he and all his party of the House, which is the Court
party, are fools, and have been made so this day by the wise men of the
other side; for, after the Court party had carried it yesterday so
powerfully for the Paper-Bill,

     [It was called "A Bill for raising part of the supply for his
     Majesty by an imposition on Sealed Paper and Parchment"--B.]

yet now it is laid aside wholly, and to be supplied by a land-tax; which
it is true will do well, and will be the sooner finished, which was the
great argument for the doing of it.  But then it shews them fools, that
they would not permit this to have been done six weeks ago, which they
might have had.  And next, they have parted with the Paper Bill, which,
when once begun, might have proved a very good flower in the Crowne, as
any there.  So do really say that they are truly outwitted by the other
side.  Thence away to Sir R. Viner's, and there chose some plate besides
twelve plates which I purpose to have with Captain Cocke's gift of L100,
and so home and there busy late, and then home and to bed.



16th (Lord's day).  Lay long talking with my wife in bed, then up with
great content and to my chamber to set right a picture or two, Lovett
having sent me yesterday Sancta Clara's head varnished, which is very
fine, and now my closet is so full stored, and so fine, as I would never
desire to have it better.  Dined without any strangers with me, which I
do not like on Sundays.  Then after dinner by water to Westminster to see
Mrs. Martin, whom I found up in her chamber and ready to go abroad.  I
sat there with her and her husband and others a pretty while, and then
away to White Hall, and there walked up and down to the Queen's side, and
there saw my dear Lady Castlemayne, who continues admirable, methinks,
and I do not hear but that the King is the same to her still as ever.
Anon to chapel, by the King's closet, and heard a very good anthemne.
Then with Lord Bruncker to Sir W. Coventry's chamber; and there we sat
with him and talked.  He is weary of anything to do, he says, in the
Navy.  He tells us this Committee of Accounts will enquire sharply into
our office.  And, speaking of Sir J. Minnes, he says he will not bear any
body's faults but his own.  He discoursed as bad of Sir W. Batten almost,
and cries out upon the discipline of the fleete, which is lost, and that
there is not in any of the fourth rates and under scarce left one Sea
Commander, but all young gentlemen; and what troubles him, he hears that
the gentlemen give out that in two or three years a Tarpaulin shall not
dare to look after being better than a Boatswain.  Which he is troubled
at, and with good reason, and at this day Sir Robert Holmes is mighty
troubled that his brother do not command in chief, but is commanded by
Captain Hannum, who, Sir W. Coventry says, he believes to be at least of
as good blood, is a longer bred seaman, an elder officer, and an elder
commander, but such is Sir R. Holmes's pride as never to be stopt, he
being greatly troubled at my Lord Bruncker's late discharging all his men
and officers but the standing officers at Chatham, and so are all other
Commanders, and a very great cry hath been to the King from them all in
my Lord's absence.  But Sir W. Coventry do undertake to defend it, and my
Lord Bruncker got ground I believe by it, who is angry at Sir W. Batten's
and Sir W. Pen's bad words concerning it, and I have made it worse by
telling him that they refuse to sign to a paper which he and I signed on
Saturday to declare the reason of his actions, which Sir W. Coventry
likes and would have it sent him and he will sign it, which pleases me
well.  So we parted, and I with Lord Bruncker to Sir P. Neale's chamber,
and there sat and talked awhile, Sir Edward Walker being there, and
telling us how he hath lost many fine rowles of antiquity in heraldry by
the late fire, but hath saved the most of his papers.  Here was also Dr.
Wallis, the famous scholar and mathematician; but he promises little.
Left them, and in the dark and cold home by water, and so to supper and
to read and so to bed, my eyes being better to-day, and I cannot impute
it to anything but by my being much in the dark to-night, for I plainly
find that it is only excess of light that makes my eyes sore.  This after
noon I walked with Lord Bruncker into the Park and there talked of the
times, and he do think that the King sees that he cannot never have much
more money or good from this Parliament, and that therefore he may
hereafter dissolve them, that as soon as he has the money settled he
believes a peace will be clapped up, and that there are overtures of a
peace, which if such as the Lord Chancellor can excuse he will take.
For it is the Chancellor's interest, he says, to bring peace again,
for in peace he can do all and command all, but in war he cannot, because
he understands not the nature of the war as to the management thereof.
He tells me he do not believe the Duke of York will go to sea again,
though there are a great many about the King that would be glad of any
occasion to take him out of the world, he standing in their ways; and
seemed to mean the Duke of Monmouth, who spends his time the most
viciously and idly of any man, nor will be fit for any thing; yet
bespeaks as if it were not impossible but the King would own him for his
son, and that there was a marriage between his mother and him; which God
forbid should be if it be not true, nor will the Duke of York easily be
gulled in it.  But this put to our other distractions makes things appear
very sad, and likely to be the occasion of much confusion in a little
time, and my Lord Bruncker seems to say that nothing can help us but the
King's making a peace soon as he hath this money; and thereby putting
himself out of debt, and so becoming a good husband, and then he will
neither need this nor any other Parliament, till he can have one to his
mind: for no Parliament can, as he says, be kept long good, but they will
spoil one another, and that therefore it hath been the practice of kings
to tell Parliaments what he hath for them to do, and give them so long
time to do it in, and no longer.  Harry Kembe, one of our messengers, is
lately dead.



17th.  Up, and several people to speak with me, and then comes Mr.
Caesar, and then Goodgroome, and, what with one and the other, nothing
but musique with me this morning, to my great content; and the more, to
see that God Aimighty hath put me into condition to bear the charge of
all this.  So out to the 'Change, and did a little business, and then
home, where they two musicians and Mr. Cooke come to see me, and Mercer
to go along with my wife this afternoon to a play.  To dinner, and then
our company all broke up, and to my chamber to do several things.  Among
other things, to write a letter to my Lord Sandwich, it being one of the
burdens upon my mind that I have not writ to him since he went into
Spain, but now I do intend to give him a brief account of our whole
year's actions since he went, which will make amends.  My wife well home
in the evening from the play; which I was glad of, it being cold and
dark, and she having her necklace of pearl on, and none but Mercer with
her.  Spent the evening in fitting my books, to have the number set upon
each, in order to my having an alphabet of my whole, which will be of
great ease to me.  This day Captain Batters come from sea in his fireship
and come to see me, poor man, as his patron, and a poor painful wretch he
is as can be.  After supper to bed.



18th.  Up, and to the office, where I hear the ill news that poor
Batters, that had been born and bred a seaman, and brought up his ship
from sea but yesterday, was, going down from me to his ship, drowned in
the Thames, which is a sad fortune, and do make me afeard, and will do,
more than ever I was.  At noon dined at home, and then by coach to my
Lord Bellasses, but not at home.  So to Westminster Hall, where the Lords
are sitting still, I to see Mrs. Martin, who is very well, and intends to
go abroad to-morrow after her childbed.  She do tell me that this child
did come is 'meme jour that it ought to hazer after my avoir ete con elle
before her marid did venir home  .  .  .  .  Thence to the Swan, and
there I sent for Sarah, and mighty merry we were .  .  .  .  So to Sir
Robert Viner's about my plate, and carried home another dozen of plates,
which makes my stock of plates up 2 1/2 dozen, and at home find Mr. Thomas
Andrews, with whom I staid and talked a little and invited him to dine
with me at Christmas, and then I to the office, and there late doing
business, and so home and to bed.  Sorry for poor Batters.



19th.  Up, and by water down to White Hall, and there with the .Duke of
York did our usual business, but nothing but complaints of want of money
[without] success, and Sir W. Coventry's complaint of the defects of our
office (indeed Sir J. Minnes's) without any amendment, and he tells us so
plainly of the Committee of Parliament's resolution to enquire home into
all our managements that it makes me resolve to be wary, and to do all
things betimes to be ready for them.  Thence going away met Mr. Hingston
the organist (my old acquaintance) in the Court, and I took him to the
Dog Taverne and got him to set me a bass to my "It is decreed," which I
think will go well, but he commends the song not knowing the words, but
says the ayre is good, and believes the words are plainly expressed.  He
is of my mind against having of 8ths unnecessarily in composition.  This
did all please me mightily.  Then to talk of the King's family.  He says
many of the musique are ready to starve, they being five years behindhand
for their wages; nay, Evens, the famous man upon the Harp having not his
equal in the world, did the other day die for mere want, and was fain to
be buried at the almes of the parish, and carried to his grave in the
dark at night without one linke, but that Mr. Hingston met it by chance,
and did give 12d. to buy two or three links.  He says all must come to
ruin at this rate, and I believe him.  Thence I up to the Lords' House to
enquire for Lord Bellasses; and there hear how at a conference this
morning between the two Houses about the business of the Canary Company,
my Lord Buckingham leaning rudely over my Lord Marquis Dorchester, my
Lord Dorchester removed his elbow.  Duke of Buckingham asked him whether
he was uneasy; Dorchester replied, yes, and that he durst not do this
were he any where else: Buckingham replied, yes he would, and that he was
a better man than himself; Dorchester answered that he lyed.  With this
Buckingham struck off his hat, and took him by his periwigg, and pulled
it aside, and held him.  My Lord Chamberlain and others interposed, and,
upon coming into the House, the Lords did order them both to the Tower,
whither they are to go this afternoon.  I down into the Hall, and there
the Lieutenant of the Tower took me with him, and would have me to the
Tower to dinner; where I dined at the head of his table, next his lady,'
who is comely and seeming sober and stately, but very proud and very
cunning, or I am mistaken, and wanton, too.  This day's work will bring
the Lieutenant of the Tower L350.  But a strange, conceited, vain man he
is that ever I met withal, in his own praise, as I have heretofore
observed of him.  Thence home, and upon Tower Hill saw about 3 or 400
seamen get together; and one, standing upon a pile of bricks, made his
sign, with his handkercher, upon his stick, and called all the rest to
him, and several shouts they gave.  This made me afeard; so I got home as
fast as I could.  And hearing of no present hurt did go to Sir Robert
Viner's about my plate again, and coming home do hear of 1000 seamen said
in the streets to be in armes.  So in great fear home, expecting to find
a tumult about my house, and was doubtful of my riches there.  But I
thank God I found all well.  But by and by Sir W. Batten and Sir R. Ford
do tell me, that the seamen have been at some prisons, to release some
seamen, and the Duke of Albemarle is in armes, and all the Guards at the
other end of the town; and the Duke of Albemarle is gone with some forces
to Wapping, to quell the seamen; which is a thing of infinite disgrace to
us.  I sat long talking with them; and, among other things, Sir R. Ford
did make me understand how the House of Commons is a beast not to be
understood, it being impossible to know beforehand the success almost of
any small plain thing, there being so many to think and speak to any
business, and they of so uncertain minds and interests and passions.  He
did tell me, and so did Sir W. Batten, how Sir Allen Brodericke  and Sir
Allen Apsly did come drunk the other day into the House, and did both
speak for half an hour together, and could not be either laughed, or
pulled, or bid to sit down and hold their peace, to the great contempt of
the King's servants and cause; which I am grieved at with all my heart.
We were full in discourse of the sad state of our times, and the horrid
shame brought on the King's service by the just clamours of the poor
seamen, and that we must be undone in a little time.  Home full of
trouble on these considerations, and, among other things, I to my
chamber, and there to ticket a good part of my books, in order to the
numbering of them for my easy finding them to read as I have occasion.
So to supper and to bed, with my heart full of trouble.



20th.  Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and here
among other things come Captain Cocke, and I did get him to sign me a
note for the L100 to pay for the plate he do present me with, which I am
very glad of.  At noon home to dinner, where was Balty come, who is well
again, and the most recovered in his countenance that ever I did see.
Here dined with me also Mrs. Batters, poor woman! now left a sad widow by
the drowning of her husband the other day.  I pity her, and will do her
what kindness I can; yet I observe something of ill-nature in myself more
than should be, that I am colder towards her in my charity than I should
be to one so painful as he and she have been and full of kindness to
their power to my wife and I.  After dinner out with Balty, setting him
down at the Maypole in the Strand, and then I to my Lord Bellasses, and
there spoke with Mr. Moone about some business, and so away home to my
business at the office, and then home to supper and to bed, after having
finished the putting of little papers upon my books to be numbered
hereafter.



21st.  Lay long, and when up find Mrs. Clerk of Greenwich and her
daughter Daniel, their business among other things was a request her
daughter was to make, so I took her into my chamber, and there it was to
help her husband to the command of a little new pleasure boat building,
which I promised to assist in.  And here I had opportunity 'para baiser
elle, and toucher ses mamailles' .  .  .  .  Then to the office, and
there did a little business, and then to the 'Change and did the like.
So home to dinner, and spent all the afternoon in putting some things,
pictures especially, in order, and pasting my Lady Castlemayne's print on
a frame, which I have made handsome, and is a fine piece.  So to the
office in the evening to marshall my papers of accounts presented to the
Parliament, against any future occasion to recur to them, which I did do
to my great content.  So home and did some Tangier work, and so to bed.



22nd.  At the office all the morning, and there come news from Hogg that
our shipp hath brought in a Lubecker to Portsmouth, likely to prove
prize, of deals, which joys us.  At noon home to dinner, and then Sir W.
Pen, Sir R. Ford, and I met at Sir W. Batten's to examine our papers, and
have great hopes to prove her prize, and Sir R. Ford I find a mighty yare
--[Quick or ready, a naval term frequently used by Shakespeare.]-- man in
this business, making exceeding good observations from the papers on our
behalf.  Hereupon concluded what to write to Hogg and Middleton, which I
did, and also with Mr. Oviatt (Sir R. Ford's son, who is to be our
solicitor), to fee some counsel in the Admiralty, but none in town.  So
home again, and after writing letters by the post, I with all my clerks
and Carcasse and Whitfield to the ticket-office, there to be informed in
the method and disorder of the office, which I find infinite great, of
infinite concernment to be mended, and did spend till 12 at night to my
great satisfaction, it being a point of our office I was wholly
unacquainted in.  So with great content home and to bed.



23rd (Lord's day).  Up and alone to church, and meeting Nan Wright at the
gate had opportunity to take two or three 'baisers', and so to church,
where a vain fellow with a periwigg preached, Chaplain, as by his prayer
appeared, to the Earl of Carlisle?  Home, and there dined with us Betty
Michell and her husband.  After dinner to White Hall by coach, and took
them with me.  And in the way I would have taken 'su main' as I did the
last time, but she did in a manner withhold it.  So set them down at
White Hall, and I to the Chapel to find Dr. Gibbons, and from him to the
Harp and Ball to transcribe the treble which I would have him to set a
bass to.  But this took me so much time, and it growing night, I was
fearful of missing a coach, and therefore took a coach and to rights to
call Michell and his wife at their father Howlett's, and so home, it
being cold, and the ground all snow .  .  .  .  They gone I to my
chamber, and with my brother and wife did number all my books in my
closet, and took a list of their names, which pleases me mightily, and is
a jobb I wanted much to have done.  Then to supper and to bed.



24th.  Up, and to the office, where Lord Bruncker, [Sir] J. Mimics, [Sir]
W. Yen, and myself met, and there I did use my notes I took on Saturday
night about tickets, and did come to a good settlement in the business of
that office, if it be kept to, this morning being a meeting on purpose.
At noon to prevent my Lord Bruncker's dining here I walked as if upon
business with him, it being frost and dry, as far as Paul's, and so back
again through the City by Guildhall, observing the ruines thereabouts,
till I did truly lose myself, and so home to dinner.  I do truly find
that I have overwrought my eyes, so that now they are become weak and apt
to be tired, and all excess of light makes them sore, so that now to the
candlelight I am forced to sit by, adding, the snow upon the ground all
day, my eyes are very bad, and will be worse if not helped, so my Lord
Bruncker do advise as a certain cure to use greene spectacles, which I
will do.  So to dinner, where Mercer with us, and very merry.  After
dinner she goes and fetches a little son of Mr. Backeworth's, the
wittiest child and of the most spirit that ever I saw in my life for
discourse of all kind, and so ready and to the purpose, not above four
years old.  Thence to Sir Robert Viner's, and there paid for the plate I
have bought to the value of L94, with the L1OO Captain Cocke did give me
to that purpose, and received the rest in money.  I this evening did buy
me a pair of green spectacles, to see whether they will help my eyes or
no.  So to the 'Change, and went to the Upper 'Change, which is almost as
good as the old one; only shops are but on one side.  Then home to the
office, and did business till my eyes began to be bad, and so home to
supper.  My people busy making mince pies, and so to bed.  No newes yet
of our Gottenburgh fleete; which makes [us] have some fears, it being of
mighty concernment to have our supply of masts safe.  I met with Mr. Cade
to-night, my stationer; and he tells me that he hears for certain that
the Queene-Mother is about and hath near finished a peace with France,
which, as a Presbyterian, he do not like, but seems to fear it will be a
means to introduce Popery.



25th (Christmas day).  Lay pretty long in bed, and then rose, leaving my
wife desirous to sleep, having sat up till four this morning seeing her
mayds make mince-pies.  I to church, where our parson Mills made a good
sermon.  Then home, and dined well on some good ribbs of beef roasted and
mince pies; only my wife, brother, and Barker, and plenty of good wine of
my owne, and my heart full of true joy; and thanks to God Almighty for
the goodness of my condition at this day.  After dinner, I begun to teach
my wife and Barker my song, "It is decreed," which pleases me mightily as
now I have Mr. Hinxton's base.  Then out and walked alone on foot to the
Temple, it being a fine frost, thinking to have seen a play all alone;
but there, missing of any bills, concluded there was none, and so back
home; and there with my brother reducing the names of all my books to an
alphabet, which kept us till 7 or 8 at night, and then to supper,
W. Hewer with us, and pretty merry, and then to my chamber to enter this
day's journal only, and then to bed.  My head a little thoughtfull how to
behave myself in the business of the victualling, which I think will be
prudence to offer my service in doing something in passing the pursers'
accounts, thereby to serve the King, get honour to myself, and confirm me
in my place in the victualling, which at present yields not work enough
to deserve my wages.



26th.  Up, and walked all the way (it being a most fine frost), to White
Hall, to Sir W. Coventry's chamber, and thence with him up to the Duke of
York, where among other things at our meeting I did offer my assistance
to Sir J. Minnes to do the business of his office, relating to the
Pursers' accounts, which was well accepted by the Duke of York, and I
think I have and shall do myself good in it, if it be taken, for it will
confirm me in the business of the victualling office, which I do now very
little for.  Thence home, carrying a barrel of oysters with me.  Anon
comes Mr. John Andrews and his wife by invitation from Bow to dine with
me, and young Batelier and his wife with her great belly, which has
spoiled her looks mightily already.  Here was also Mercer and Creed, whom
I met coming home, who tells me of a most bitter lampoone now out against
the Court and the management of State from head to foot, mighty witty and
mighty severe.  By and by to dinner, a very good one, and merry.  After
dinner I put the women into a coach, and they to the Duke's house, to a
play which was acted, "The --------."  It was indifferently done, but was
not pleased with the song, Gosnell not singing, but a new wench, that
sings naughtily.  Thence home, all by coach, and there Mr. Andrews to the
vyall, who plays most excellently on it, which I did not know before.
Then to dance, here being Pembleton come, by my wife's direction, and a
fiddler; and we got, also, the elder Batelier to-night, and Nan Wright,
and mighty merry we were, and I danced; and so till twelve at night, and
to supper, and then to cross purposes, mighty merry, and then to bed, my
eyes being sore. Creed lay here in Barker's bed.



27th.  Up; and called up by the King's trumpets, which cost me 10s.  So
to the office, where we sat all the morning.  At noon, by invitation, my
wife, who had not been there these to months, I think, and I, to meet all
our families at Sir W. Batten's at dinner, whither neither a great dinner
for so much company nor anything good or handsome.  In the middle of
dinner I rose, and my wife, and by coach to the King's playhouse, and
meeting Creed took him up, and there saw "The Scornfull Lady" well acted;
Doll Common doing Abigail most excellently, and Knipp the widow very
well, and will be an excellent actor, I think.  In other parts the play
not so well done as used to be, by the old actors.  Anon to White Hall by
coach, thinking to have seen a play there to-night, but found it a
mistake, so back again, and missed our coach[man], who was gone, thinking
to come time enough three hours hence, and we could not blame him.  So
forced to get another coach, and all three home to my house, and there to
Sir W. Batten's, and eat a bit of cold chine of beef, and then staid and
talked, and then home and sat and talked a little by the fireside with my
wife and Creed, and so to bed, my left eye being very sore.  No business
publick or private minded all these two days.  This day a house or two
was blown up with powder in the Minorys, and several people spoiled, and
many dug out from under the rubbish.



28th.  Up, and Creed and I walked (a very fine walk in the frost) to my
Lord Bellasses, but missing him did find him at White Hall, and there
spoke with him about some Tangier business.  That done, we to Creed's
lodgings, which are very pretty, but he is going from them.  So we to
Lincoln's Inne Fields, he to Ned Pickering's, who it seems lives there,
keeping a good house, and I to my Lord Crew's, where I dined, and hear
the newes how my Lord's brother, Mr. Nathaniel Crew, hath an estate of 6
or L700 per annum, left him by the death of an old acquaintance of his,
but not akin to him at all.  And this man is dead without will, but had,
above ten years since, made over his estate to this Mr. Crew, to him and
his heirs for ever, and given Mr. Crew the keeping of the deeds in his
own hand all this time; by which, if he would, he might have taken
present possession of the estate, for he knew what they were.  This is as
great an act of confident friendship as this latter age, I believe, can
shew.  From hence to the Duke's house, and there saw "Macbeth" most
excellently acted, and a most excellent play for variety.  I had sent for
my wife to meet me there, who did come, and after the play was done, I
out so soon to meet her at the other door that I left my cloake in the
playhouse, and while I returned to get it, she was gone out and missed
me, and with W. Hewer away home.  I not sorry for it much did go to White
Hall, and got my Lord Bellasses to get me into the playhouse; and there,
after all staying above an hour for the players, the King and all
waiting, which was absurd, saw "Henry the Fifth" well done by the Duke's
people, and in most excellent habits, all new vests, being put on but
this night.  But I sat so high and far off, that I missed most of the
words, and sat with a wind coming into my back and neck, which did much
trouble me.  The play continued till twelve at night; and then up, and a
most horrid cold night it was, and frosty, and moonshine.  But the worst
was, I had left my cloak at Sir G. Carteret's, and they being abed I was
forced to go home without it.  So by chance got a coach and to the Golden
Lion Taverne in the Strand, and there drank some mulled sack, and so
home, where find my poor wife staying for me, and then to bed mighty
cold.



29th.  Up, called up with newes from Sir W. Batten that Hogg hath brought
in two prizes more: and so I thither, and hear the particulars, which are
good; one of them, if prize, being worth L4,000: for which God be
thanked!  Then to the office, and have the newes brought us of Captain
Robinson's coming with his fleete from Gottenburgh: dispersed, though, by
foul weather.  But he hath light of five Dutch men-of-war, and taken
three, whereof one is sunk; which is very good newes to close up the year
with, and most of our merchantmen already heard of to be safely come
home, though after long lookings-for, and now to several ports, as they
could make them.  At noon home to dinner, where Balty is and now well
recovered.  Then to the office to do business, and at night, it being
very cold, home to my chamber, and there late writing, but my left eye
still very sore.  I write by spectacles all this night, then to supper
and to bed.  This day's good news making me very lively, only the arrears
of much business on my hands and my accounts to be settled for the whole
year past do lie as a weight on my mind.



30th (Lord's day).  Lay long, however up and to church, where Mills made
a good sermon.  Here was a collection for the sexton; but it come into my
head why we should be more bold in making the collection while the psalm
is singing, than in the sermon or prayer.  Home, and, without any
strangers, to dinner, and then all the afternoon and evening in my
chamber preparing all my accounts in good condition against to-morrow, to
state them for the whole year past, to which God give me a good issue
when I come to close them!  So to supper and to bed.



31st.  Rising this day with a full design to mind nothing else but to
make up my accounts for the year past, I did take money, and walk forth
to several places in the towne as far as the New Exchange, to pay all my
debts, it being still a very great frost and good walking.  I staid at
the Fleece Tavern in Covent Garden while my boy Tom went to W. Joyce's to
pay what I owed for candles there.  Thence to the New Exchange to clear
my wife's score, and so going back again I met Doll Lane (Mrs. Martin's
sister), with another young woman of the Hall, one Scott, and took them
to the Half Moon Taverne and there drank some burnt wine with them,
without more pleasure, and so away home by coach, and there to dinner,
and then to my accounts, wherein, at last, I find them clear and right;
but, to my great discontent, do find that my gettings this year have been
L573 less than my last: it being this year in all but L2,986; whereas,
the last, I got L3,560.  And then again my spendings this year have
exceeded my spendings the last by L644: my whole spendings last year
being but L509; whereas this year, it appears, I have spent L1154, which
is a sum not fit to be said that ever I should spend in one year, before
I am master of a better estate than I am.  Yet, blessed be God!  and I
pray God make me thankful for it, I do find myself worth in money, all
good, above L6,200; which is above L1800 more than I was the last year.
This, I trust in God, will make me thankfull for what I have, and
carefull to make up by care next year what by my negligence and
prodigality I have lost and spent this year.  The doing of this, and
entering of it fair, with the sorting of all my expenses, to see how and
in what points I have exceeded, did make it late work, till my eyes
become very sore and ill, and then did give over, and supper, and to bed.
Thus ends this year of publick wonder and mischief to this nation, and,
therefore, generally wished by all people to have an end.  Myself and
family well, having four mayds and one clerk, Tom, in my house, and my
brother, now with me, to spend time in order to his preferment.  Our
healths all well, only my eyes with overworking them are sore as
candlelight comes to them, and not else; publick matters in a most sad
condition; seamen discouraged for want of pay, and are become not to be
governed: nor, as matters are now, can any fleete go out next year.  Our
enemies, French and Dutch, great, and grow more by our poverty.  The
Parliament backward in raising, because jealous of the spending of the
money; the City less and less likely to be built again, every body
settling elsewhere, and nobody encouraged to trade.  A sad, vicious,
negligent Court, and all sober men there fearful of the ruin of the whole
kingdom this next year; from which, good God deliver us!  One thing I
reckon remarkable in my owne condition is, that I am come to abound in
good plate, so as at all entertainments to be served wholly with silver
plates, having two dozen and a half.




ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:

Being five years behindhand for their wages (court musicians)
But fit she should live where he hath a mind
Gladder to have just now received it (than a promise)
Most homely widow, but young, and pretty rich, and good natured
No Parliament can, as he says, be kept long good
Peace with France, which, as a Presbyterian, he do not like
That I may have nothing by me but what is worth keeping
Weary of the following of my pleasure




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